itsninjam:

tedmosbyisnotajerk:

if anyone ever asks me what tumblr is i’m gonna show them this video and just walk away

GOD ITS 5AM AND IM TRYING TO HOLD IN MY LAUGHTER FUCK

ryrydabest:

colossaltitan:


allofmystupids:

guynecologist:

iarrusu:

I AM SO ANGRY AT THIS

this is such an important post

“GF IS PREGO”

"glassy, jarred look"


"Particularly saucy"

bobbyhorin:

wormkink:

bobbyhorin:

wormkink:

bobbyhorin:

wormkink:

I’m not racist but I feel like harry is gonna regret at least one of his tattoos

that’s so racist martin luther king would shed a tear if he read this

didn’t u hear me I said I wasn’t racist get ur facts straight

ARE YOU IMPLYING MY FACTS ARE GAY WOW 

listen

SO NOW IM DEAF 

foxheartx:


OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH.

officialunitedstates:

at tumblrcon they assign you to hotel rooms based on how many followers you have.  I am in the suite and I was just told the five lobsters I have ordered are on the house.  I said this is a hotel not a house and they said “haha this is why you are in the suite.  you are hilarious officialunitedstates”

sprigner:


zanetehaiden:

facts-i-just-made-up:

The man with metal blood.
Eric Virkeliglangtnavn of Norway is unique among the seven billion people on Earth: He likes Nickelback. No but seriously, he has fucking METAL BLOOD.
In normal blood, hemoglobin bonds with oxygen to carry it to cells. In Eric’s bloodstream however, hemoglobin is not present. Oxygen in his blood cells is instead carried by Gallium, which forms an identical bond. Scientists remain uncertain how Mr. Virkeliglangtnavn contracted the condition, but some theroize that his mother listened to Darkthrone while pregnant.

This is a picture of mercury flowing out of someone’s hand. Five seconds of Google people. Five fucking seconds.

The URL is literally facts I just made up did u even really have to google that
"…And please remember that you were beautiful before he told you that you were."
Thank you so much for this
(via cexjay)

fruitgod:

my lifes like the credits in a movie, you just leave when you see me

mrsdwight:

adkkk:

byemeghan:

My weight loss story: I’m Meghan and I lost 20 pounds in 4 weeks using this new cleanse my best friend recommended. I’ve been eating the exact same way as before and I lost 20 pounds. My metabolism is faster than Usain Bolt now. The other thing I like about the cleanse is it’s 100% organic, and helps remove bad toxins from your body. If you’re somebody struggling to lose weight, I would highly recommend giving this a try. I have yet to see anything else that works like it. Tip: you can get a free bottle (and only pay like $4 for shipping) if you order now because of some sort of summer special. I got my bottle free thanks to the summer deal which is crazy cause I’ve spent more on weight loss products in the past that flat out did not work. Good luck to everyone trying to lose weight!

thank you for recommending the cleanse! figured i’d give it a try and just got my free bottle thanks to their summer special, btw congrats on your progress you look fucking fab!!


YOU GO GIRL

officialnasa:

wholockedwithdestiel:

Where the hell did the nasa tumblr come from

Like, they’re commenting on every post i’v seen tonight and i’ve never seen them before..

We came from space motherfucker

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:


evan keepin his eye on the streets
disggrace:


apatheticghost:

anxiety in one screenshot

the fact that it is 2:14am makes it worse